So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
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strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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