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I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
...so i touched it.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
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