you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
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