yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
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I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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