That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
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He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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