About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
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Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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