I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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