I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Life is so much better after having sex.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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