i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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