in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
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I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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