So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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