whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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