also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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