you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
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It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
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I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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