do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
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I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
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I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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