Im at strip club and am horny
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....