2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
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I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
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Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.