She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
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If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome