the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
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there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
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You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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