ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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