yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Randomize
