real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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