return my video game
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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