hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
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My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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