the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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