What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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