ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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