508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
The struggles of a small town man whore
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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