i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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