O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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