Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
