It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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