And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
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Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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