At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Randomize
