worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
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I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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