Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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