I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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