when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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