your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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