This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
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My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i dont even know how to be here
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
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Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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