i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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