Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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