Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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