Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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