There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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