Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
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