Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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