I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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