Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
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In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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