i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
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We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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