Christians are straight up FREAKS
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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