We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
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I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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