my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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